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Saddam planned to deploy 'camels of mass destruction'
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| 3-26-2006
| James Langton
Posted on 03/26/2006 6:07:13 AM PST by runvus
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To: Allegra
Where are you going to R&R?
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posted on
03/26/2006 6:34:21 AM PST
by
Eaker
(My Wife Rocks! - There's no problem on the inside of a person that the outside of a dog can't cure.)
To: Flyer; Allegra
My first CMD ping of the day! - FlyerThis is the first time I've ever gotten a Camels of Mass Destruction ping. - Allegra
Would either of you like to be on my Camels of Mass Destruction Official Ping List?
To: runvus
"Look Bob. Here comes a camel with 3 humps. Never seen one of those before"
"...3..humps....RUN!!!!"
To: pax_et_bonum; Allegra
What, like I have enough time in my day to read all the Camels of Mass Destruction threads?
Okay, okay, put me on your Camels of Mass Destruction Official Ping List, but if I get more than 25 pings a day I'm gonna ask to be taken off.
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posted on
03/26/2006 6:40:04 AM PST
by
Flyer
(Send Beer)
To: Eaker; wazoo1031
Where are you going to R&R? My tagline was wrong. I'm going in....
37 DAYS.
Going to Jolly Olde England to hang out with my crazy, redheaded sister who lives there. (She's a FReeper...I'm pinging her since we're talking about her...Heh!) We're going to pop over to Ireland for a couple of days, too. I want to have a pint at a pub called Finbar's. I know there has to be one in Dublin.
I just can't wait to be able to eat REAL FOOD again.
I'll be home 'round September. I want little quails and stuff. ;-)
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posted on
03/26/2006 6:46:19 AM PST
by
Allegra
(37 days until R&R...)
To: Flyer
...but if I get more than 25 pings a day I'm gonna ask to be taken off.Look, Flyer, either you're dedicated to keeping up with the latest Camels of Mass Destruction news or you're not.
To: kstewskis
What a target they would make.
To: pax_et_bonum; Flyer
Yeah, I'd better be on the Camels of Mass Destruction ping list, seeing as where I am and all...
Forewarned is forearmed.
I'll maintain the Donkey Carts of Mass Destruction ping list.
I'm assuming y'all want to be on that one. It's a medium volume ping list.
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posted on
03/26/2006 6:53:29 AM PST
by
Allegra
(37 days until R&R...)
To: Allegra; pax_et_bonum
If I'm gonna be on the Camels of Mass Destruction ping list and the Donkey Carts of Mass Destruction ping list, y'all have to be on my Donkey Carts Pulling Camels of Mass Destruction ping list.
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posted on
03/26/2006 6:59:02 AM PST
by
Flyer
(Send Beer)
To: Allegra
Added!
Thanks for putting me on the DCMD list.
The CMD ping list is also medium volume, but considering (exciting!) recent developments in camel technology and related fields I expect it to be high volume by late summer.
To: runvus
OK. Maybe Bill Clinton really did know what he was doing when he launched that $2 million missile to hit that camel in the butt.
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posted on
03/26/2006 7:03:15 AM PST
by
Samwise
(All that is needed for evil to triumph is that good men do nothing.)
To: Flyer
If I'm gonna be on the Camels of Mass Destruction ping list and the Donkey Carts of Mass Destruction ping list, y'all have to be on my Donkey Carts Pulling Camels of Mass Destruction ping list.Oh Flyer, everyone knows there's no such thing as a Donkey Carts Pulling Camels of Mass Destruction ping list!
To: pax_et_bonum; Flyer
Oh Flyer, everyone knows there's no such thing as a Donkey Carts Pulling Camels of Mass Destruction ping list! I was just told by OPSEC that if there is one, I'd better subscribe to it.
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posted on
03/26/2006 7:05:24 AM PST
by
Allegra
(37 days until R&R...)
To: runvus
Translated CMD (Camel of Mass Destruction) Document. Praise be to Allah, and so forth and so on.
Summary of CMD testing to date:
- Test 1: Attempt to insert IED in camel posterior resulted in camel propelling Man #1 thru brick wall when camel showed protest to experiment.
- Test 2: IED attached with stout rope to belly of camel by Man #2. Fuse lit. Stick applied to behind of camel in attempt to direct camel toward target. Camel bites Man #2. Camel explodes.
- Test 3: IED attached with duct tape to belly of camel by Man #3. Inadvertent entanglement with duct tape and hand of Man #3. Camel drags Man #3 142 meters and then explodes.
- Test 4: Man #4 carrying IED in his teeth attempts to saddle up camel. Trips. Boom.
- Test 5: Being without additional camels, Man #5 is employed as stand-in for camel by Man #6. A fight ensues over who gets to be the camel. Boom.
Further testing is required for the CMD program, but additional test camels must be obtained , Allah be willing. The day was not a total loss, however. A bountiful camel roast was had by Man #7 ~ #10.
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posted on
03/26/2006 7:10:31 AM PST
by
6SJ7
To: Samwise
...but that would make Scott Ritter right...holycrap. Please start a Clinton KNEW Saddam had camels of mass destruction ping list, and put me on it. Thank you.
To: CBart95
"GERBILS of MASS DESTRUCTION!"
more like GERBILS of A$$ DESTRUCTION........ serious bio-war hazard.......
ROTFLMAO!
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posted on
03/26/2006 7:14:53 AM PST
by
roaddog727
(P=3/8 A. or, P=plenty...............)
To: Allegra
Oh Flyer, everyone knows there's no such thing as a Donkey Carts Pulling Camels of Mass Destruction ping list!I was just told by OPSEC that if there is one, I'd better subscribe to it.
Do you think that it's possible that there really is one?!
If so, this is huge!
To: runvus
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posted on
03/26/2006 7:33:32 AM PST
by
skandalon
(God alone is sovereign.)
To: runvus
If you go back into the Free Republic image archives, during the invasion period, you are going to find a photo depicting two Iraqi soldiers prodding a missle carrying donkey.
I think someone captioned the image "Iraqi Mobile missle launcher"
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posted on
03/26/2006 7:34:30 AM PST
by
TET1968
To: starfish923
No. PETA would have looked the other way so they would not be perceived as supporting the Bush war effort in any way. It's the same situation when the feminists looked the other way when Bill Clinton was getting oral sex from all those interns. With liberals, it's always politics before principles.
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posted on
03/26/2006 7:39:14 AM PST
by
SamAdams76
(Need a tree census in Maine)
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