Or if the mess daddy knew you and liked you, when you came on KP in the weeeeeeeee-hours of the morning he'd have the 1st cook fix you real eggs to order and maybe, just maybe pull out a couple of steaks he'd been saving to fry up with them instead of green baloney.
man, those were the days...makes me hungry just thinking about them...gonna have to go make me a sandwich...hoo ahh...