[phantomworker]

Here's an A-10 Warthog joke:

http://home.comcast.net/~unixgeezer/bducomp.WMV

[RightOnline]

Hear about the A-10 simulator? Ya sit a pilot in a metal tub and throw rocks at it......

A-10's don't have a hackwatch for timing approaches......they have a calendar.

Ever see the A-10 abort checklist?
- Throttles- Idle
- Gun - Fire

Know what the biggest threat to the A-10 is in flight?
Bird strikes in the rear of the canopy.....