Well, y'see, it's all that complcated stuff, that makes my brain hurt if I try to even think about it!
It's so IKKY!
I like nice things! I like brite sunny days! I like Strawberry Shortcake! I like training wheels on my bike! (All that IKKY stuff about trying to keep it standing up straight? That's for you LOOOOSERS who are into all those wires and components and stuff!) I want to ENJOY riding my bike, not going, "oh, look at me, I'm SUCH a big boy, I made my bike stand up straight all on my own!"
I like my training wheels. But I don't use that silly term for them. I call them pleasure wheels! That's what the salesman told me they really are, anyway. He said you "wires and components and complicated stuff" type guys try to make us MATURE people feel bad about our special bikes, by giving them bad names like "training wheels." Did I mention I like Strawberry Shortcake! I do! I even have a Straberry Shortcake bike! It's really cool! None of those silly wires or components hanging off it.
When I get older (I'm very MATURE now, by the way!) I am going to get a car, too! It will have an automatic transmission! None of those silly sticks and pedals all over the floor, IKKY! I just want to enjoy my car! It will have a horn that goes "beep beep" in a most tasteful way, none of that "HONK HONK" like your junky car with all those sticks and pedals and components. LOL!
Face it. I am SO much cooler than you! It's a wonder I even bother to listen to you!
(OK, how'd I do? Can I "pass for a Macolyte"? :)
LOL! nice analogy with the car! :) HAHAHAHA!