That little interchange of a half-dozen posts or so, absolutely priceless!
Starts out with Macolyte doing classic dick-wave, chanting "nana nana nana, mine's bigger!"
So, you pull out a ruler, and ask for measurements -- at which point he goes absolutely bonkers, culminating in a grand SCREAM about "NOBODY CARES!!!! Get a life"!
This is going straight-to-disk. I want my kids to enjoy it when they grow up as much as I'm enjoying it now. Too rich!
It's almost as if we're being trolled by people wanting to make Macolytes look weird! They start fights and then run away crying about how unfair it all is, they claim superiority, and then when asked to substantiate it, they go berserk, fingers in ears, doing a 99 decibel "I CAN'T HEAR YOU!" routine.
About the only thing they haven't given us yet is a hilarious round of, "I said I'm going to ignore you if you don't answer me! Do you hear me? I said I'm going to IGNORE you!"
My sides are splitting!
I don't care if the Macolytes are a buncha commedians trying to make Mac users come off like..., well, like "Mac users". It's that good! Fantastic material, definitely one for the archives.