A seal walks into a bar in Toronto.
The bartender inquires: "What's your pleasure?"
The seal replies: "ANYTHING but Canadian Club !!"
A penguin is driving down the road when his car overheats. He has a mechanic look at it and while he waits he gets an ice cream cone from the DQ. When he gets back the mechanic says "you blew a seal." Wiping his lip, the penguin replies "Naw, I was just eating some ice cream."