Condo Rave!
The Red Carpet Welcome.
Visit all the sites listed on your invitation and enter to win my scooter!
(You'll need this because you won't have much gas money if you buy one of these condos.)
Enter the courtyard cum Rave-stage where DJ Hakim keeps the
beat going strong with those vibrant downtown sounds!
Enjoy your drinks and listen intently while Belinda here explains to you the advantages of affordability through negative-am
interest only option ARM financing. Try not to stare at her breasts.
What San Diego downtown condo open house could be complete without a fashion show?
(I couldn't quite figure out the theme of this fashion show except maybe, "How to revive that old 1996 skank-wear from the back of
your closet and wear it again today...because you sure won't be buying any new clothes after you buy one of our condos.")
Let's check out the 1 bedroom....
There's Belinda again, "Hey, have I told you about our zero down financing?"
But Karl's distracted by something else...."Hey, what's that in the window across the way?"
Look, she does calisthenics in scanty clothes while talking coyly on the cell phone to her girlfriends.
Imagine, just buy this condo, and play your cards right, sport. That could be you she's talking to on her phone!
But, of course, we didn't forget the ladies...
In the unit on the other side of the building is hunky "Calvin Klein Underwear Guy" who
sits in the window shirtless, reading for hours on end. (You'll be shirtless too after you buy one of these crackerboxes.)
Here's the more deluxe kitchen if you buy a 2 bedroom unit. It even comes equipped with 1 above the counter cabinet unit and a
whole lotta blank wall to let you exercise you own creativity. Hey, if you own more than 4-5 glasses and plates, you might want to
think about using that extra wall space for...um...more cabinets.
(Guess the nearly 3/4million dollars asking price just gets you the 1 starter cabinet.)