Here's my "recipe" contribution:
Arizona Yellow Belly Rino Sandwiches
Ingredients needed : One Arizona Yellow Belly Rino (washed completely until clean with Rio Grande water ONLY), flour tortillas, and taco sauce.
Utensils needed : US Army issue flame thrower, woodchipper, cement mixer, 4 x 8 ft folding table, paper plates, paper towels, and a cash box with $100 in mixed bills and change (this will be explained later in the directions)
Directions: Since the head of an Arizona Yellow Belly Rino is EXTREMELY large, and will IN NO WAY fit into a normal or commercial size oven, use the flamethrower to cook the AZ YB Rino until fork tender and it no longer emits any sounds or gas.
Tip the cement mixer 45 degrees from it's straight up position. Next, move and place the woodchipper's discharge so it is aiming DIRECTLY into the opening of the cement mixer.
With the woodchipper running, insert the AZ YB Rino into the intake of the woodchipper.(When the head goes in, it WILL strain the chipper due to it's EXTREME hardness, so do the head SLOWLY,.The head interior is empty so it won't take long at a slow speed)
When the chipper is finished, start the cement mixer and add the taco sauce until mixed. You are almost ready to start serving !!!
Next,using a vechicle with a trailer hitch, move the cement mixer and other utensils to the nearest non-fenced US area of the US-Mexican Border. Set up the table, and place the paper towels, plates, and cash box on the table.
When you start seeing people coming from the south toward you heading north, those people will probably be a little hungry. Offer them each an Arizona Yellow Belly Sandwich, at a price to be determined by you. Make change from your cash box if needed.
When you have sold all your Arizona Yellow Belly Sandwices, that money should cover the cost of the rental of the woodchipper, flamethrower, cement mixer, towing hitch, folding table, paper plates and towels, gasoline for your vehicle, and leave you with a nice profit for your labor. And if you are tired after all your hard work, you can take part of the profits, and offer to pay some of your customers to help you with the "clean-up".
Be sure that you buy the cash box outright. Do not rent the cash box as you will be able to use it again when you make your next batch of Arizona Yellow Belly Rino Sandwiches!!
Enjoy!!!
FUNNY!!!