To: takenoprisoner
NEW LAW! NEW LAW!!
This is great! Put it under the heading "2-birds-with-one-stone" laws.
We stop people at the border and give them sobriety tests. This way they are not drunk in public!
If they are drunk, we arrest them. If not we send them back!
371 posted on
03/23/2006 9:12:38 PM PST by
truemiester
(If the U.S. should fail, a veil of darkness will come over the Earth for a thousand years)
To: truemiester
After 371 posts, I have figured it out!
We just put cooler full of beer every ten feet at the Mexico border. That way everyone who sneaks across will stop have a few brews and then arrest THEM for being drunk in public.
372 posted on
03/24/2006 1:06:52 AM PST by
hadaclueonce
(shoot low, they are riding Shetlands.....)
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