No, seriously, this is actually a difficult choice. I get the "benefits" if they're straight, but if they're all lesbians, then odds are pretty strong that they'll ignore me and go do their own thing. So they'll be whining and nagging alright, but they'll be doing it to each other, while I drink and play video games or something with no one bothering me.
Honestly, I'm gonna go with the lesbians.
The thing about it all.... straight or gay who would want to be around all those kids and people all the time? I like it when its quiet and peaceful here and I was happy when 2 of my kids got married. I love them all but I get sick of a houseful of kids with friends and all that. And I could never put up with sister-wives. Can you imagine when its that time of the month? No wonder they get different houses. Funny thing is all my girlfriends and I seem to get ours at the same or near the same time each month. So we are all b.tchy at the same time.