I always get a chuckle out of evening news interviews with cops who lapse into police-ese even when discussing the most trivial of subjects. "They got out of the car" becomes "Driver and passenger occupying the rightmost front seat egressed the vehicle." Similar to a nice clear concise word like "suspect" becoming "person of interest." Cops do a dangerous, demanding job but GET OVER THE OFFICIAL BLUSTER!
Then we'd see how quick they;d be to pre-emtively confront the citizens.