re: "the only question's which one's the beater thief"
You understand Crook County well. Are you hiding in it somewhere?
I should have said "better thief," not "beater thief." My apologies.
My understanding of Chicago and Cook County comes from having lived there for the first 27 and a half years of my life. Thank God that's long ago. I've lived the last 18 and a half years in Knoxville, TN and wouldn't move back to Chicago for anything. My sincerest condolences to all of you who live in Chicago and Cook County.