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Italian Co. Designs Jeans for Muslims
Yahoo.com ^ | March 21, 2006 | By MARIA SANMINIATELLI, Associated Press Writer

Posted on 03/21/2006 6:53:59 PM PST by aculeus

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1 posted on 03/21/2006 6:54:00 PM PST by aculeus
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To: aculeus

Just think, they can also come out with a line of baggy shirts for wearing over explosives....


2 posted on 03/21/2006 6:56:04 PM PST by freebilly
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To: aculeus

Mo' Pants....


3 posted on 03/21/2006 6:57:00 PM PST by freebilly
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To: freebilly

Mu Pants?


4 posted on 03/21/2006 6:57:40 PM PST by freebilly
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"They're high around the waist, wide around the leg and have lots of pockets for holding watches, bracelets, glasses timers, fuzes, blasting caps, box cutters and other knickknacks."
5 posted on 03/21/2006 6:58:39 PM PST by Gorzaloon
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They're high around the waist, wide around the leg and have lots of pockets for holding watches, bracelets, glasses and other knickknacks timers, det-cord, shrapnel, Semtex and other composite explosives.

there... that looks more like it.

6 posted on 03/21/2006 7:00:30 PM PST by King Prout (DOWN with the class-enemies at Google! LONG LIVE THE PEOPLE'S CUBE!)
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To: aculeus

Blue jeans - invented by the Jewish Levi Strauss. Ah, the irony!


7 posted on 03/21/2006 7:00:42 PM PST by LibFreeOrDie (L'Chaim!)
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To: Gorzaloon

dang! you beat me to it by 00:01:51 ;)


8 posted on 03/21/2006 7:01:45 PM PST by King Prout (DOWN with the class-enemies at Google! LONG LIVE THE PEOPLE'S CUBE!)
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To: Gorzaloon
"They're high around the waist, wide around the leg and have lots of pockets...."

I hope my plumber gets a pair so I don't have to see his crack....

9 posted on 03/21/2006 7:01:50 PM PST by freebilly
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To: Blue Jays
Hi All-

My complete and utter contempt for Muslims and everything Islamic prevents me from thinking of creative ways to lighten their wallets.

~ Blue Jays ~

10 posted on 03/21/2006 7:02:50 PM PST by Blue Jays (Rock Hard, Ride Free)
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To: aculeus

the belt straps are strong enough to carry a bomb.


11 posted on 03/21/2006 7:03:16 PM PST by The Lion Roars
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To: aculeus
And have very large belt loops for the occasional bomb belt.
12 posted on 03/21/2006 7:03:26 PM PST by highlander_UW (I don't know what my future holds, but I know Who holds my future)
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To: aculeus

islam detests Western values of capitalism. Ironic that they are now being served by the same Western capitalistic virtues they claim to despise so much.


13 posted on 03/21/2006 7:08:08 PM PST by frankiep
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To: King Prout

Heh... I was thinking that too - lots of room for shrapnel.


14 posted on 03/21/2006 7:09:30 PM PST by kenth
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To: freebilly

Before America liberated Iraq, the women wore Al Scud jeans.

More comfortable while they bow to evil incarnate.

Feh.


15 posted on 03/21/2006 7:10:17 PM PST by Hilltop
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To: aculeus

Even better: it doubles up as a burka.


16 posted on 03/21/2006 7:10:52 PM PST by GSlob
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To: freebilly
Hair by Weedeater.

Jeans by U-Haul.

Burka by Pier 1 Imports

17 posted on 03/21/2006 7:13:55 PM PST by battlegearboat
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To: aculeus

Cleverly-designed "Boxcutter pocket".

18 posted on 03/21/2006 7:16:27 PM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: aculeus

Love capitalism, but this is too far. Are they developing easy care, light weight burkhas for the ladies?


19 posted on 03/21/2006 7:18:04 PM PST by TheSpottedOwl ("Life is a box of chocolates. Eat them before they eat you ".---me.)
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To: aculeus

No "camel toe" jokes yet??


20 posted on 03/21/2006 7:19:23 PM PST by Caveman Lawyer (Cluckin' defiance)
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