[the anti-liberal]

Is that Rosie O'Donell on the left?

Gag, I said Rosie, now I gotta warsh me mouth out.

[Revolting cat!]

Is that Rosie O'Donell on the left?

No, that is, as I indicated, Elvis Herselvis, uhm, herself! The "Colonel", who is negotiating the credit card deal, is shown on the right. Herselvis is currently in Hollywood finishing a remake of the Presley cinematic classic Girls, Girls, Girls. Here's a snapshot from the film's finale (which as tradition requires was shot first.)