[SnuffaBolshevik]

Frankly, if I ever need to file a claim, I want some actuary guy with a slide rule and a pocket protector telling me how much I'm going to get, rather than have some stupid lizard trying to do a song and dance, giving me free pie and chips.

C'mon, bear. Put the bong away. Do you actually think when you go to a GEICO claims office, there's a gekko serving pie and chips? They have the requisite number of geeks with slide rules, just like any other insurer.

[birbear]

You wouldn't know it by watching their commercials.