[Giant Conservative]

Mel asked Diane Sawyer where the one place in the world no one would be able to find him was. She asked where, and he replied, "Right next to the weapons of mass destruction!"

[Rastus]

Here's the exact quote:

You know, I might not hurry back. I might go and go somewhere no-one can find me. You know where that is? You know where the place is no-one can find you? I was thinking of pitching my tent right next to the weapons of mass destruction. Then no-one would find me.