[beyond the sea]

"they don't read twenty newspapers a day."

That, Dickie Belzer, will turn your brain to mush.

[Kimmers]

Born in Bridgeport, Connecticut, he grew up with his parents and older brother. He worked as a paperboy and became known for his uncontrollable wit, which caused him to be kicked out of every school he attended. After high school he was a reporter for the Bridgeport Post. He unsuccessfully attended junior college and later enlisted in the Army. He soon realized it was a mistake and tried to get out.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Belzer