Wait till the EU bureaucrats "discover" that all those gay marriages don't help out the birthrate! :>
Seriously, though, if they fly me over to Europe for a few weeks, I'll be happy to knock up some Eurobabes for 'em--no charge! That might be a solution of sorts, if the German men aren't up to the task.
Horrors!!
Conservative genes polluting the elite gene pool? They'd probably consider your offer a threat
/snigger