I was being sarcastic, sort of. Sheesh.
In fact, the first folks to start looking at SpongeBob as gay were gays themselves. I remeber an article in the Wall Street Journal about gays fetishizing SpongeBob years before the Dobson controversy ever arose. For some reason, twisted gay hipsters saw "flamboyant and ultra-cheerful" as an indication that a cartoon sponge has a sex life just like theirs. Don't put this stuff on conservatives
I imagine homosexuals look at a lot of things as homosexual. It doesn't mean they actually are homosexual or that acclaimed Christian leaders should give those arguments any credence
Boy, you have really bad reading comprehension. The capital letters that follow are not shouting, but are placed there to help you see the wortds: The "acclaimed Christian leaders" DID NOT THINK SPONGEBOB WAS A GAY CHARACTER. The character was being used in a film that was a springboard to pro-gay classroom propagandizing. That was the objection.