At least it wasn't Romeo and Juliet. If it were, she should have just been shot right there.
I remember reading that play in 9th grade English. We also watched a movie adaptation with brief nudity! No wonder I like to read now.
"I remember reading that play in 9th grade English. "
I think most of us read it then. Very appropriate, since Juliet was about that age when she and Romeo were upstairs doing the nasty.
Illicit sex! Oh, my! We must remove Romeo and Juliet from our school libraries. And violence, too. Uffda! Call Miss Grundy!