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Hamster 'Roid Rage
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| March 15, 2006
| Robert Roy Britt
Posted on 03/17/2006 2:25:48 PM PST by billorites
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That explains a lot.
To: billorites
To: billorites
They're cute when they stuff those cheek pouches with food. On the other hand, they're nocturnal and hamsters are completely solitary critters.
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posted on
03/17/2006 2:27:53 PM PST
by
goldstategop
(In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives On In My Heart Forever)
To: billorites
To: billorites
If you put a hamster on steroids, he'll attack other hamsters more quickly and more often, and bite a lot.But can he hit 73 homeruns in a season?
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posted on
03/17/2006 2:30:00 PM PST
by
CROSSHIGHWAYMAN
(Toon Town, Iran...........where reality is the real fantasy.)
To: billorites
can you imagine if that hamster knew martial arts?
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posted on
03/17/2006 2:42:40 PM PST
by
sure_fine
(*not one to over kill the thought process*)
To: billorites
Hamsters on steroids remain aggressive into adulthood, according to a new study that offers yet another caution to teens who might try to bulk up artificially. Well, that obviously means we need to go ahead and kill anyone who tests positive for steroids and save the pain and waiting.
So9
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posted on
03/17/2006 2:42:40 PM PST
by
Servant of the 9
(" I am just going outside, and may be some time.")
To: Servant of the 9
Nah. You put them in hamster wheel cages and hook the cages up to electrical generators.
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posted on
03/17/2006 2:52:02 PM PST
by
GSlob
To: billorites
To be honest, "steroids" wasn't the first thing I thought of when I saw "'roid rage".
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posted on
03/17/2006 2:52:43 PM PST
by
Sopater
(Creatio Ex Nihilo)
To: billorites
I thought this was gonna be a hamster hemoroid thread
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posted on
03/17/2006 2:56:52 PM PST
by
woofie
To: GSlob
this is the closest thing we have to an energy plan.
(of course PETA would block this)
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posted on
03/17/2006 2:59:08 PM PST
by
Rakkasan1
(Muslims pray to Allah, Allah prays to Chuck Norris.)
To: billorites
This one of 'em?
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posted on
03/17/2006 3:00:25 PM PST
by
dynachrome
("Where am I? Where am I going? Why am I in a handbasket?")
To: billorites
or is he angry at his hamster when it chews on his hemorrhoids???
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posted on
03/17/2006 3:38:44 PM PST
by
Chode
(American Hedonist ©®)
To: goldstategop
On the other hand, they're nocturnal and hamsters are completely solitary critters. Syrian hamsters cannot be kept together after they are a few weeks old. They will fight to the death. Roids might escalate it but they will fight anyway.
They're cute when they stuff those cheek pouches with food.
This is one of my dwarf hamsters. She can get a lot of food in those cheeks.
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posted on
03/17/2006 3:55:51 PM PST
by
barker
(Growing older is NOT for wimps.)
To: barker
Syrian hamsters cannot be kept together after they are a few weeks old. They will fight to the death. Roids might escalate it but they will fight anyway.Watch out when they strap on those tiny little explosive belts and blow themselves up, along with any innocent hamsters that happen to be around.
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posted on
03/17/2006 3:59:36 PM PST
by
webheart
To: billorites
Finally a thread that my cats are enjoying as much as I am ...
(NO! Bad Kitty! Get DOWN!)
To: billorites
[ Not so. Hamsters on steroids remain aggressive into adulthood, according to a new study that offers yet another caution to teens who might try to bulk up artificially ]
Could be the rodent Mike Tysons problem.. roids when younger.. or some other drug.. Wonder if other drugs can have this effect.. or a like effect..
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posted on
03/17/2006 4:27:18 PM PST
by
hosepipe
(CAUTION: This propaganda is laced with hyperbole..)
To: billorites
Hamsters are pretty aggressive without steroids. It was funny when we got dwarf hamsters, little things smaller than my thumb would stand on their back legs and punch at me when I tried to pick them up. Once you get them out of "pet store shock" they mellow out some, but they're always willing to take you on if you irritate them.
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posted on
03/17/2006 4:33:45 PM PST
by
discostu
(a time when families gather together, don't talk, and watch football... good times)
To: Sopater
To be honest, "steroids" wasn't the first thing I thought of when I saw "'roid rage".Richard Gere, is that you???
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posted on
03/17/2006 4:36:28 PM PST
by
null and void
(Sept 11th: National Moderate Muslim Day of Tacit Approval)
To: Echo Talon
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posted on
03/17/2006 4:40:42 PM PST
by
COEXERJ145
(Real Leaders Base Their Decisions on Their Convictions. Wannabes Base Decisions on the Latest Poll.)
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