[King Prout]

hoggin' yer turf, eh? can you toupee the weave of puns PH and I have already plugged into this thread?

I truly hope so, as all the jests I have left are all limp and greasy

[PatrickHenry]

I had assumed that your prior brush with me was sufficient to convince you, but now I must, as it were, wrestle you to the mat and implant this thought in your fuzzy brain -- you are a fringe player in this game. Thus far I have only been teasing. Does that shock you? No matter how you bob and weave, or even wiggle, the bald truth is that you cannot top this post!