[Flux Capacitor]

Oh my God. Jessica Simpson isn't showing up. Now we're really screwed.

Am I the only straight male on the planet who doesn't find her even remotely attractive? C'mon, men, we can do better than this....

-Dan

[Keith in Iowa]

>>>Am I the only straight male on the planet who doesn't find her even remotely attractive? <<<

She ain't Hillary-ugly, but she ain't the goddess the media & some guys here make her out to be either.

[derllak]

Really, I don't understand her appeal either. Just another dumb blonde off the assembly line with no brains or talent. I'm glad to hear some guys set their sights a little higher! :)

[ashtanga]

You know, I never figured out just what it is she does. I know that she played some part in the Dukes movie, but is she a singer, a lip syncher, a dancer, an heiress? I can't figure out what the Hilton gal does either. When I was coming up, famous people actually had some sort of gig that they impressed folks with -a musician, dancer, actor, comedian -now it seems as if the glitteratti simply have good genes and hand out half baked opinions.

[gop_gene]

Am I the only straight male on the planet who doesn't find her even remotely attractive? C'mon, men, we can do better than this....

She's certainly not a Great Beauty, but I think she's very pretty (in a generic fashion) when she's got on the powder and paint and all the accoutrements of beauty . . . but when she doesn't, her face is just so so (as was evident on "Newlyweds", yes I watched it).

[Screamname]

She has that generic MTV look.. You know, the wide brown eyes, the same face as Ricky Martin, Britany Spears, Ashton Kutcher..Someone told me there is an actual policy at that abomination of a company that has this look as the standard for their "stars", that they have whittled it down to this being the "perfect" face to sell whatever sheit they are selling.

[Springman]

Well, I wouldn't kick her out of bed. However my wife does know that "Chicken of the Sea" is tuna!!!