Seriously, my hair started thinning during mid 20's. I figured the following:
1. A toup was not the way to go;
2. Surgery too expensive and usually very noticable;
3. Rogain not good enough;
4. Comb over not an option and looks terrible;
5. Hair Club has enough members;
6. The natural MPB process sucks;
7. Patton was bald;
8. If I ever have to go to jail I should be able to get in a gang;
9. I do collection work so looking harder would not hurt.
Anyway, the results are great, and I don't even think about it anymore. I love it in fact and would not change a thing. Women seem to like it to since I look harder and meaner, especially since I am built like Sammy the Bull Gravano. I am like the guy on the Shield, just a but more muscular and a little bit shorter.
I feel bad for guys who worry about hair loss. Its all a scam to get them to part with their cash.
ROTFLMAO!
I think you have it covered.
One look at that greasy hair strand of Carl Levin's and comb over's should be banned!
Wait a minute. Hold yer horsies.
Sammy the Bull is about 5'4" ---