I live in a suburb of DC and there is a pond near the main road to my neighborhood. Near this pond the geese wander around all the roads. One day I was driving home in my 97 suzuki sidekick when a group of 3 waddled right in front of my car and despite slamming on the brakes I ran over one with my left rear tire.
I looked in my rear view mirror and saw it walking away. I knew that the suzuki sidekick was really light in the rear, but that day I resolved that my next car would be heavy enough to squash a goose.
ROFL!!! Words to live by ...