[tcostell]

Someone I know ....(but I'm not saying who) ... used to have geese which lived in the pond on his property making an enormous mess of his yard. His three year old couldn't walk down the driveway without being covered in it.

One day he was on his way home from work and halfway up his long driveway where it was bordered by forest on both sides he found about 12 of the geese who had been fouling the area. He claims that he now knows the precise zero to 50 acceleration rate of an adult goose...(and that it's substantially less than a Jeep Cherokee.)

I have nothing more to say on the subject.

[ArrogantBustard]

I sincerely hope that your acquaintance did not sustain serious damage to his Jeep Cherokee.

[Doctor Don]

Confession is good for the soul!