There are tnousands of these feather covered turd machines here in Minneapolis. Every park, soccer, football field covered with their long green calling cards.
Oh whats a little poo-poo here and there gonna hurt. Look on the bright side: You get to watch their silly antics when they sneak up and peck another goose in the booty. You get to listen to their beautiful and plaintive little honking songs. You have a place to get rid of stale bread and crackers.
Just remember: Inside every goose is a happy little goose spirit that can liven up your day and teach you to be careful when you walk.
parsy, who cries over dead gooses.
A real benefit of "Global Warming". (whacko TM) Not all of them come South anymore.