[BossLady]

"Uhhh...I need change for a billion please......"

[Smokin' Joe]

Sure, you want that in 20 million dollar bills or 5million dollar bills...?

[speedy]

I gave my brother-in-law a check for $100 million on his birthday once, just to see if he would be enough of an ass to try to cash it. For a split second, he looked like he had just hit the lottery, then he just set it on fire.

[Wycowboy]

"Uhhh...I need change for a billion please......"

Just go down to the 7-11 and fill up the tank, there should be a little change left over.

[Polybius]

"Uhhh...I need change for a billion please......"

In the 1920's in Germany, they used to say that.