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Darwin Award nominee. Apparently he wanted to return to prison pronto. This was record time to commit a crime. Now there's a rhyme to remember! ;-)

(Denny Crane: "I Don't Want To Socialize With A Pinko Liberal Democrat Commie. Say What You Like About Republicans. We Stick To Our Convictions. Even When We Know We're Dead Wrong.")

[Stoat]

Darwin Award nominee. Apparently he wanted to return to prison pronto. This was record time to commit a crime. Now there's a rhyme to remember! ;-)

I'm sure that Jesse Jackson might be interested in a new rhyme....no wait, my bad.  He wouldn't be interested in highlighting a felon's very real criminal act, particularly a 'minority' felon.  Nevermind   :-)