[surely_you_jest]

I think its reasonable to charge extra for amenities.

I can see it now. Coin operated drop-down oxygen masks, for when the cabin depressurizes. They can work a deal with the US Mint, and have the slots only accept $1.00 Sad Sack coins.

There is a future for you in marketing, my FRiend.

[goldstategop]

If you can think of a way to run an airline for free do that. No one forces you to fly though.

(Denny Crane: "I Don't Want To Socialize With A Pinko Liberal Democrat Commie. Say What You Like About Republicans. We Stick To Our Convictions. Even When We Know We're Dead Wrong.")

[Cobra64]

How much for a barf bag?