Traumatize the baby? Oh, like being squeezed through a hole 10cm isn't trauma. What will they think of next?
Oh, I was just thinking (yes, I live dangerously). What will Tom do if Katie doesn't manage to obey? (Now that's a scary thought!)
My most recent wondering about Scientologists: When they curse, do they say, "Hubbard, d@mn it!" or "Oh, Hubbard!" for an exclamation?
Good Hubbardallmighty!
Birth is a traumatic event in itself. If you want to go Biblical, Eve's sin caused women to suffer pain in the plumbing department. Scientology doesn't believe in the Bible, so maybe that accounts for such bizarre rules.
Tom to Katie, "I'm so disappointed in you. Are you a Thetan sent to infiltrate us"?
This is such a load of Hubbard ;-D