Since duck tape is actually made from pureed duck (thus the name), it is perhaps the worst thing to have in your house in the event of an Avian Flu outbreak. The virus has been shown to survive the process of making tape from ducks, and is released when the tape is applied...
Its going to put a big hurt on chicken ranches/farms...
and yes the bird population is going to drop also...
buy pork belly futures and cattle futures