Maybe if Brezhnev had hatched a plot to have Agca forceably stretch a pair of underpants over the Pontiff's head, the MSM might get interested. As it stands, though...
Now back to our regularly scheduled program. Tonight's feature: story number 950,000 about how America is the cause of most of the problems in the world.
(steely)
Hey, can you get that show over tin foil hat antennas?