Who's half are you using then?
Mark lost his half in Albania and your's wound up as a menu item at a Popeye's restaurant. So one of you is running on empty at the moment. Considering your erection for hunting down destro all over the blogs I would have to say that it's your cranial tank that is currently running on 'E'.
When you have a moment and if your hands are freed up from being lodged in your underwear you may want to pursue a more productive hobby other than destro-watch.
You lack the wit to be able to divert attention from the fact that you, like so many of your peers before you, were caught in a lie.