It was reported that Helen Thomas wore green curtains w/a curtain rod and sang! No wonder they won't allow videos being made of that one for the ages! lol
Isn't that a rip off of a Carol Burnett skit? Well, at least the old bat steals from the best.
FOX Panel
Brit Hume said of the Mempis straw poll, 'you don't have to be a political junkie to pay atttention to this, just a junkie will do. Meaningless say all on the FOXNews panel.
Mira thinks McCain's stunt was pretty clever. "strategic withdrawal" FOX News calls it.
Kristol thinks conservatives are re-thinking their opposition to McCain.
Good Lord, Kristol says Newt Gingrich is "out there" a sharp politician, and shouldn't be discounted. (Now that's some kind of junkie talking!)
Juan thinks McCain is "fascinating". He's attractive to independents, and therefore electable.
Brit says there is not a particle of evidence Condi would run for president.
Brit says Guilani wants to be president and thinks he could be elected. Brit reminds us of Guilani's speech at the RNC convention, how he wowed everyone. A verey interesting candidate, Brit says. Mira says no way to Guiliani. He's pro gay, pro-abortion, been married 3 times, she tells us.
Brit says about McCain...contrary to what Mira said, McCain hasn't mended fences with the party yet.
Kristol says McCain will defeat all comers, regardless of reasons why conservatives don't like him, if voters want someone who will continue to protect us and continue the war on terrorism.
Juan says ( YIKES)...a possibility Gore and/or Edwards could run again.
The State of the News Media in 2006 (Dinosaur Media Extinciton Alert) Project for Excellence in Journalism ^ | March 13, 2006 | Staff
Posted on 03/13/2006 3:46:31 AM PST by abb
Scan the headlines of 2005 and one question seems inevitable: Will we recall this as the year when journalism in print began to die?
The ominous announcements gathered steam as the year went on. The New York Times would cut nearly 60 people from its newsroom, the Los Angeles Times 85; Knight Ridder’s San Jose Mercury News cut 16%, the Philadelphia Inquirer 15% — and that after cutting another 15% only five years earlier. By November, investors frustrated by poor financial performance forced one of the most cost-conscious newspaper chains of all, Knight Ridder, to be put up for sale.
Adding to the worry, industry fundamentals, not the general economy, were the problem — declining circulation, pressure on revenues, stock prices for the year down 20%.
It wasn’t only newspapers, either. Magazines like Newsweek , U.S. News and Business Week were suffering, too. The largest company, Time Inc., advertising and circulation falling, cut 205 people and promised to transform itself from “magazine publishing” to a “multiplatform media company.”
The former dean at the Columbia University Graduate School of Journalism, Tom Goldstein would conclude, “Unless they urgently respond to the changing environment, newspapers risk early extinction."1
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