Reality check--Its only heaven plus 72 virgins for the islamo candidate's platform Let's not over reach on promises with this with 82 virgin number.
I was only following the well trod path taken by so many PreacherPersons. Promise 'em everything in Heaven but collect here on Earth.
So, if 72 virgins is good, 82 is better. And No Mothers-in-law. Such A DEAL!
And don't forget to bring your checkbook!
;-)