that's not a proper limerick.
try this:
One night Solamente went out
intending to act like a lout
whilst cracking (un)wise
got his [....] in a vise
trading jabs with a Freeper named Prout
ya gotta fit the *meter* for it to be a limerick, Solamente
Do you want to play, is that it? Well, then take a walk with me...
Casualty Details
Name: PRICE, LAWRENCE CHARLES
Initials: L C
Nationality: United Kingdom
Rank: Lieutenant
Regiment: Lancashire Fusiliers
Unit Text: 4th Bn. attd. 19th Bn.
Age: 20
Date of Death: 25/04/1918
Additional information: Son of Mrs. E. J. Price, of 5, Dartmouth Park Avenue, Highgate, London.
Casualty Type: Commonwealth War Dead
Grave/Memorial Reference: Panel 54 to 60 and 163A.
Cemetery: TYNE COT MEMORIAL
I made light work on the original post, but there are things all too true.