[posterchild]

they put him on trial until he died. LOL
Rumor has it that he actually was found to 'not be moving for long durations' about 5 months ago. The UN Head coroner, asst vice head coroner, vice asst to the vice head coroner, and vice vice coroner tried to declare him as dead, but were told by Kofi to 'ratchet down the prognosis' to 'life not verifyable in the body', pending further findings. The 'Is Slobo Dead unanimously in accordance with all national notions and traditions' comittee was formed but was unable to meet until some of the finer NY restaurants were available for champagne brunch meetings following the winter solstice vacation crunch.

[Echo Talon]

hmmmmm