[IamConservative]

My wife gets annoyed when I say I can self-treat any injury with Tylenol and duct tape.

Sounds like my first aid kit! I do prefer Advil to Tylenol, and, I lay gauze under my duck tape unless I need to excavate some body hair.

[ahayes]

OW!!

What about the hunting knife in case you need to remove your appendix or amputate a finger? That's a critical item. And the bottle of vodka to both steel your nerves before the operation and disinfect the surgery site.