[Stoat]

Sometimes the truth is even more amazing than something you might make up.......

[MplsSteve]

Special Memo To Dan Rather:

Physician, heal thyself!

[austinaero]

I don't think Dan knows he's "disgraced." He acts like what he has to say is still relevant.....somehow.

[itsamelman]

Teddy's Tips for Better Driving?

Kerry's Commandments for Victory?

Hillary's Helpers for Enduring Beauty?

[rocksblues]

I noticed that no where in this bloated egomaniacs speech was the quote make sure it's the truth!

[Extremely Extreme Extremist]

Courage, Dan courage.

[Tzimisce]

Rather's rules:

1) Don't check your sources
2) It's okay to lie if makes conservatives look bad
3) It's not your fault if you get caught doing the 2 above - simply blame an underling.

[Proud_USA_Republican]

Dan's dementia is getting worse.

[Iam1ru1-2]

"“Rather's rules,” saying reporters should “ask more questions, especially the tough ones.” He said the media should offer less sensationalism and “more real analysis.”

Notice he said reporters should ask more questions, but when news anchors are asked more questions, his answer: "I've said all that I'm going to say on that subject. It's time to move on".org.

Liberal hypocricy just astounds me even today. They reach to new lows each time they open their mouths to spew.

[Richard Kimball]

Dan Rather spoke at a Cherry Hill, New Jersey high school last night

Soon to appear at Ms. Winstead's third grade "readathon" and the Puckett County Fair lemonade stand.

[infidel29]

Rather's rules:

1) Be polite

2) Be heplful

3) Be curteous

4) Always smile

[Rockitz]

Another of the world's shortest books?

25. MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS-by O. J. Simpson
24. THE ENGINEER'S GUIDE TO FASHION- should be #1!
23. TO ALL THE MEN I'VE LOVED BEFORE-by Ellen DeGeneres
22. THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN REALITY AND DILBERT
21. HUMAN RIGHTS ADVANCES IN CHINA
20. THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY-by Dennis Rodman
19. MY WILD YEARS-by Al Gore
18. AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC OCEAN
17. AMERICA'S MOST POPULAR LAWYERS
16. CAREER OPPORTUNITIES FOR LIBERAL ARTS MAJORS
15. DETROIT - A TRAVEL GUIDE
14. DIFFERENT WAYS TO SPELL BOB
13. DR. KEVORKIAN'S COLLECTION OF MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES
12. EASY UNIX
11. ETHIOPIAN TIPS ON WORLD DOMINANCE
10. EVERYTHING MEN KNOW ABOUT WOMEN
9. EVERYTHING WOMEN KNOW ABOUT MEN
8. FRENCH HOSPITALITY
7. GEORGE FOREMAN'S BIG BOOK OF BABY NAMES
6. HOW TO SUSTAIN A MUSICAL CAREER-by Art Garfunkel
5. MIKE TYSON'S GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
4. SPOTTED OWL RECIPES-by the EPA
3. STAPLE YOUR WAY TO SUCCESS
2. THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY

And the Number one World's Shortest book:......

1. THE BOOK OF VIRTUES by Bill Clinton

[Echo Talon]

WoW! LOL Sounds like politicians proposing a bill for campaign finance reform... :\

[mo]

If I'd owned stock in CBS I might have a thought or two as to the consequences on my portfolio of this @ssclown's journalistic malpractice......

[Osage Orange]

Bottom line? We are all going to die. But from various causes.

Spoken like a true Clintonite.........

[martin_fierro]

[geezerwheezer]

Ai't that the truth? Ol' Brother Dan got his hat handed to him and has a real problem getting noticed now. Couldn't happen to a better jerk either.

[colorado tanker]

The newsman proposed “Rather's rules,” saying reporters should “ask more questions, especially the tough ones.”

Kenneth's Corollary to Rather's Rules: "But only if the subject is a conservative, otherwise throw 'em cream puffs."

[IronJack]

In keeping with this hypocrisy, I propose the following:

Clyde Barrow's Rules for Bank Security
Albert Anastasia's Rules for Personal Grooming
Paris Hilton's Rules for Chastity
Muhammed Ali's Rules for Humility
Bill Clinton's Rules for a Happy Marriage
Vincente Fox's Rules for Amiable International Relations
Osama bin Laden's Rules for Conflict Resolution

[subterfuge]

“I’ve said pretty much all I have to say about this subject,” he said in response to a question. “The public wants to move on.”

Not me.

[steve-b]

"Rather's Rules" for Good Journalism

Future collections in this series:
Barry Bonds' Rules for Good Clean Competition
Bill Clinton's Rules for Good Honest Politics
Ted Kennedy's Rules for Good Sober Conduct