lol. I like NJ cuz we have 4 seasons. It's a temperate zone. It's a little sticky sometimes in summer, but not anywhere near as bad as Balt/DC or farther south. It's a little cold sometimes in winter, but nothing like Minnesota. We get some snowstorms, but not as bad as Buffalo. We get beautiful autumns. Maybe not Vermont-class, but very pretty and comfortable.
You have it down pat. :)