You didn't say you were there! ;)
LOL
I would be very tempted to take a whack at a few of those nutty women who bother him all the time. Maybe he needs a bouncer, I will apply for the job. I mean really, trying to pull our his hair, that is way out of line!! I feel sorry for him, where can he go for a little peace and quiet?
He has been known to complain about security at the tracks, He did the same thing his father did once and parked his chair next to the Nascar hauler to sign autographs. None of the Nascar people including Helton could get in or out.