Well, since illegal aliens are (at least in theory) subject to deportation at any time if caught, one could question whether they should be properly termed "free persons". I had forgotten that Amendment XIV explicitly changed the apportionment rules (as opposed to having such change be an implicit result of Amendment XIII's turning slaves into free persons).
I would simply settle for the useless people in charge of the federal government doing their jobs and securing the border, punishing those that employ illegals, and starting the mass deportations.