Gee, that sounds familiar. Where have I heard that before?
Oh no.
What if she's fat and ugly and you're drunk?
Oh God no.
If I'm sufficiently drunk, then she will be sufficiently hawt.
Oh HELL no.
That does it. I am never drinking again.
An' you KNOW what Ah'm talkin' about!
Gee, that sounds familiar. Where have I heard that before?
Oh no.
What if she's fat and ugly and you're drunk?
Oh God no.
If I'm sufficiently drunk, then she will be sufficiently hawt.
Oh HELL no.
That does it. I am never drinking again.