WRONG!
And as I undertand metabolism, it takes approximately 1 hour to burn off one drink from the BAC. So a 250 pound man could down a six pack in two hours and still be under because his first is burned off by the time he finishes the 6th.
Now project that out to the 350 pound lineman I mentioned. Unless he laid down with his mouth under the tap, it would be difficult to consume enough to put him over the line. I guess it can be done, but it would be unusual indeed.