I'm not a spiteful being; however, I would love to see Pinch doing the perp-walk.
The old grey lady of the evening wouldn't print the picture, so we'd have to pitch in and buy an ad.
(I suspect that there's a lot of ad space available, too.)
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Isn't calling the New York Times the "old gray lady" the same as calling a two-bit whore the same thing? It's the same difference in my book.