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To: SirLinksalot; All
First day science class

Teacher; Science is defined as observation of a fact. Today we are going to study intelligent design. has anyone here ever observed intelligent design as a fact?

Class; No sir!!!

Teacher; If it can't be observed as a fact is it science?

Class; No sir!!!!

Teacher; Very good class, intelligent design has been disproved as a science and will no longer be considered in this class. Tomorrow we will observe some facts.

75 posted on 03/07/2006 3:34:20 PM PST by jec41 (Screaming Eagle)
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To: jec41

That's one very short class. No doubt that explains evolutions appeal: no need to think or worry about it, just accept it and move on.

Kinda like a fanatical Baptist.


78 posted on 03/07/2006 3:36:33 PM PST by Scourge of God (What goes here?)
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To: jec41; SirLinksalot
This one is so easy it barely deserves an answer.

First day science class
Teacher; Science is defined as observation of a fact. Today we are going to study macro-evolution. Has anyone here ever observed one species of animal, like a dog, transforming into a completely different species, like a cat, as a fact?

Class; No sir!!!

Teacher; If it can't be observed as a fact is it science?

Class; No sir!!!!

Teacher; Very good class, the theory of evolution has been disproved as a science and will no longer be considered in this class. Tomorrow we will observe some facts.

Either something is wrong with your definition of "observed as a fact," or the theory of evolution is hereby disproven by your own criteria. Moving on . . .

811 posted on 03/09/2006 10:29:00 AM PST by Buggman (L'chaim b'Yeshua HaMashiach!)
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