[Right Wing Professor]

Age of the universe in seconds = 4.4x1017, give or take a few here or there. What's a few orders of magnitude between friends?

439,272,609,293,765,199 seconds from the time I typed this period -> .

Yes, I've decided to found a new religion. Here endeth the first lesson.

[Right Wing Professor]

And the second (repetition always helps).

[Senator Bedfellow]

Wait, I lost count! Is there no hope for me?