[js1138]

You never know who you're talking to on the internet.

I happen to know that although your screen name suggests a voluptuous female, you are actually a 57 year old balding, hairy-chested man.

[Mamzelle]

Is that what the name suggests? Goes to show that one needs to be careful when choosing an online persona.

I ended up with this moniker because making fun of the French huffiness over mispronunciation of their gargling gibberish was fresh on my mind, April 23 2000. Someone I knew was a Francophile and I just can't stand Frenchness. Look what happened.