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Algebra, Scamalgebra. If you want to go places, you need to know trigonometry.

How else would one find the answer to, "If it takes two sticks of dynamite up a billy goat's rear to blow off one horn, how many sheep does a sheep dog have to eat to shit a wool hat?"

123 posted on 03/07/2006 10:42:54 AM PST by Cboldt
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To: Cboldt

How else would one find the answer to, "If it takes two sticks of dynamite up a billy goat's rear to blow off one horn, how many sheep does a sheep dog have to eat to shit a wool hat?">>>>>>>>>>>

I didn't grow up near Brokeback and therefore have no knowledge of sheepdogs but we had a different challenge,"how long does it take for a one legged grasshopper to kick all the seeds out of a forty pound watermelon"?


464 posted on 03/07/2006 2:40:29 PM PST by RipSawyer (Acceptance of irrational thinking is expanding exponentiallly.)
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